Author Archives: John

About John

I'm a xx year(can't be bothered to change it every year) old wannabe programmer living in Sri Lanka. The posts mostly contain stories of how I see the world. Usually skewed.

John Pereira, Ragama Police. Ragama Police, John Pereira

As I write this post, I am filled with righteous indignation. My body quivers with outrage. Rather, it wobbles in outrage. The way jello wobbles when poked. Perhaps I exaggerate about my mental state, but I am surely somewhere between … Continue reading

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If Facebook Existed Years Ago

So, I ran into this when a friend forwarded an email. Looks to be on the internet as well, but posted it here because I found it hilarious!

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Google Divides by Zero

Was just browsing Google images when I ran into this. Looks like Google divided by zero A reload fixed the problem. The cause was probably the wrong image being served. As you can see, going to the link now actually … Continue reading

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Why I Think Twilight has Robots in it

DISCLAIMER : I’m not a Twilight hater. I watched the first two movies and they were just ‘meh’ to me. I’ve seen much better and I’ve also seen much much worse. This is just a post on what struck me … Continue reading

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Kites (2010), a Movie Review

After what seemed like a million years I actually watched a Hindi movie. Now you have to understand, the last time I watched a Hindi movie was when I was still looked like a fuzzy cheeked babe (see below) See … Continue reading

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