After watching The Dark Knight, at Liberty (twice I might mention), I have come to the conclusion that I’m just not trendy enough to drink Elephant House (hereafter referred to as ‘Aliya’) soft drinks. You know what I’m talking about, that ad that shows all those groovy and trendy people dancing and drinking Aliya soft [...]
Elephant house is too trendy! I’ve given up their drinks.
Published on September 29th, 2008 at 08:54 am
10 Things You Should Not Be Doing While Drunk Or Drinking
Published on July 14th, 2008 at 09:23 am
NEVER keep your phone with you. You’ll just regret it. Actually, the Never Keep Your Phone With You rule is actually more of a meta rule. It describes three more mini rules. I’ll get into details on [...]
My New Year Non Resolutions – 2 Weeks Late.
Published on January 17th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I realize that it’s a bit late for New Year resolutions. But these are Non Resolutions. So I think I will be excused for posting them this late.
This is a list of all the things that I will NOT be doing this year. These are New Year resolutions gone bad. Passed over [...]
The Axis of Just as Evil and Other Axes
Published on September 05th, 2007 at 02:34 pm
Check this story out, I got it from SatireWire. This is about the Axis of Evil that Bush mentioned in his State of the Union speech. I love this one. Enjoy.
ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA
SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs
Beijing (SatireWire.com) — [...]
Stupidest Radio Advertisement
Published on July 18th, 2007 at 11:23 am
And the award goes to… Dialog! And its SMS forwarding radio advertisement, or as I like to call it, “The Machang” advertisement. After hearing that blasted ad about a googol times on TNL (actually it only airs about twice an hour during the ‘Instant Request’ section) I decided that if I did not let [...]