Two Pixelated Pictures of Lovemaking in Games

It is 11.11 12/10/11. Yes, I realize that if I had posted three days earlier this post might have been more timely, 07.08 09/10/11 just seems to have a much more timely look to it.┬áBut the fact of the matter is, I wasn’t bored at that time. I am bored right now. I am sitting in front of my new desk in a new position and feeling a bit off. This is possibly due to not having the new chair to go with my new position in the room and the new table. It’s all quite new and I’m taking some time to get used to it.

One thing I like about the new placement is that the monitor now faces away from the hallway which people pass through. So instead of my parents being treated to a half naked Elf when they walk past, they can instead see my beaming face.

Pillow talk can get quite awkward

Pillow talk can get quite awkward

I can’t even count the number of times my mother has walked in on me just when the movie decides it’s had enough of people being clothed. It’s the same with games, Dragon Age (1 & 2), Mass Effect (1 & 2), GTA and many more besides. They never give you a hint that they are going to hit you with some steamy pixelated scene filled with either sex or sexual tension. The dialog options give no clue, one minute you’re exploring all the dialog options with Morrigan and the next you’re on the ground making sweet and noisy love to her beside the fire.

As you can see, love making in games is not for the faint of heart (creepy face!)

Strangely, googling for ‘morrigan sex’ actually returns a bunch of results for some Japanese girl with wings coming out of her lower back. I do not know who she is, I’m not into manga. Also, the results are totally NSFW.

Anyway, I have completed the act of christening this new placement. I would never have been able to ‘research’ for this post if it wasn’t for the new layout. Let the uninhibited gameplay begin.

 

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I'm a xx year(can't be bothered to change it every year) old wannabe programmer living in Sri Lanka. The posts mostly contain stories of how I see the world. Usually skewed.
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7 Responses to Two Pixelated Pictures of Lovemaking in Games

  1. Dili says:

    I gather you haven’t played Witcher 2 yet have you?

  2. Chavie says:

    Ummm. :D

  3. John says:

    Totally forgot about Witcher. I remember in Witcher 1 that there was a scene during the into session in the castle itself. I’d expect nothing less than Witcher 2 as well

  4. Dee says:

    aio so lame!! what’s this major appeal for sex… :I !! oh for the good old days of stuff like super mario.. :I

  5. John says:

    Things get heated in RPGs and sanbox type games. A (wo)man’s passions run high when he/she has to battle dragons, mix potions, save innocents and explore all conversation options.

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